I DONT LIKE GREEN FOOD

rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

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• tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
• tourist: oh you think you're clever???
• new yorker: what
• tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
• new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
• tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
• the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

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c-caster:

jazztronic:

lolita-tips:

I have to share this here because it’s not only useful, but adorable.

Trying this out right now.

I don’t have a shower cap so I wrapped my head in a plastic grocery bag.

I look so sexy

wooo~ found it! :’D

I need to do this when everyone’s asleep so noone can judge me >.>”

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princessfuckingprivilege:

silvermoon424:

diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs:

purplsosa:

tommo-pan:

If you have been on Tumblr on the past couple of days, it’s likely that you’ve seen this post. I happened to stumble upon it randomly on my dashboard and usually, I scroll past really long texts but this one caught me by surprise because I recognized every single person in this photo. This was posted by someone I know very well who currently goes by the name Lexus Willow, but I know her as ‘Lex’. Lex and I were really close about four (maybe five? idk) years ago. We were best friends so obviously, I know each and every one of the people in that photo by name.

While true, her home life wasn’t ever ideal (her mom made us stop listening to ‘I Kiss A Girl’ at her 16th birthday party because they didn’t support that in their house) but honestly, her life isn’t as bad as she’s making it out to be. While her parents weren’t supportive of her being gay, the reason they are so harsh on her is because of her own dumb life choices. She has done tons of incredibly shitty things to her family that left be absolutely dumbstruck. She goes off with girl after girl, saying they’re the one, write them pretty songs but use them and uses her family as a springboard when she has nowhere else to go.

She admitted to cheating on her ex-fiancee with dozens of girls, but plays if off to everyone as she was the victim and everything was this girls fault. She uses the people around her, including her family. In fact, this one girl was at her graduation party, interacting with her mother and they knew who she was.

Lex’s life is far from perfect. She’s had a pretty rough past with being adopted and sure, her parents aren’t always 100% supportive of her lifestyle choices, but this isn’t a strict matter of her being queer. It’s her as a person. I normally wouldn’t really care that she’s getting attention for this but the fact that people are sending her MONEY to meet up with a girl she’s never met before (she does this a lot, btw) and say they want to write to Ellen is absolutely preposterous. Until Lex gets her life straightened out, this is not what she needs. She needs her family and you are all enabling her to continue on with her bad habits.

If you see posts about her, especially about donating money or writing to Ellen, PLEASE RESIST. There are so many more people who deserve this more than her and her family are NOT bad people. They aren’t evil. They truly want what’s best for their daughter, biological or not, and this is going to rip their family apart. I hope I don’t come across as a bitter person, but it honestly disgusts me that people are feeding into this when it’s not true.

If Lex sees this, I’m really sorry. I care about you deeply but this is going too far and you KNOW IT. You are stealing people’s money for your selfish needs and lying to them and it has to end. There are people out there who really are in horrible situations with no support whatsoever and they aren’t being heard but for some reason, people are eating this up, even though you’re the one who ripped your face off of that picture and have admitted to that. Please, please stop. I’m sure you could easily figure out who this is, maybe not, but I really think people deserve to know this. Your family loves you and this will tear them apart. 

EXPOSED

[lelling intensifies]

Oh, wow, yet another fabricated post made to garner sympathy/money/notes. Shocker.

Reblogging so that people will know to donate their money/time/etc to more worthy causes!

Welp

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trollsinthetardisat221b:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

is it bad that i ship them?

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julesbrg:

esaevian:

takaminas:

The Magic School Bus - Gritty Reboot

This is actually literally everything I ever wanted in life

This is the best.

I’m lowkey in love with this. 

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demigodofhoolemere:

keyoftheabyss:

catwhiskas:

karadanik:

sweatmaster3000:

themidel:

captainoftherogueshipship:

tui-laspirits:

runfree—and—carryon:

stainedglassbutterflywings:

prettyandpink:

summercohen:

ladyhoneybadger:

fujiidom:falulatonks / atimelordincamelot:

DISNEY LOVERS, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS.

#only halfway through this and i want to share the joy

I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER THAN I WAS FOR THOSE 8 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS.

I WANT TO MARRY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. What is this even for? Because it was so amazing.

I couldn’t stop smiling :)

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

OMG THE PRINCE ALI PART GAVE ME CHILLS!

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

..I want one.

Seriously The Best Thing I Have Ever Seen<3

This is beautiful.

i was had the biggest grin on my face the whole time wow love this

This makes me really happy!!!!!!!!!! I’m screaming, this is so amazing!

Can I have one?

OH MY GOODNESS

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catbountry:

pettankoprincess:

dnotive:

spoonwalking:

Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)

OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON. 

Oh my god it is TEN TIMES BETTER NOW

OH MY GOD THAT ENDING

I liked that ending.

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islash-iship-iflail:

Kill Your Darlings (2013)

I never knew I needed curly-haired Dan Rad in my life.

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221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

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Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

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poetmelancholia:

sassytimelordminion:

ilovecharts:

And why does this exist? 

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Sail | AWOLNATION

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